im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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