I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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