he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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