K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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