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Puke
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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