No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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