Where are you?
In a non slutty way
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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