Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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