so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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