he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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