You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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