ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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