We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
