we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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