So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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