i don't like sucking hair
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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