Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
and she was petting her beer can
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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