Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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