guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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