why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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