So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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