You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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