I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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