Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
