Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Dick very happy bro
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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