i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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