And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
The air taste purple.
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