Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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