I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Quick, to the slutcave!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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