maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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