remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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