Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You almost got us killed.
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