yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There's a naked man in my car right now.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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