wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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