I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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