these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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