I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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