In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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