You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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