That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
