I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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