According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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