i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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