i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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