So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize