do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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