I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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