I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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