Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I would fuck him just for his dog
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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