love makes seman taste better
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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