why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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