The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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