i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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