Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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