so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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