i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My vagina is very pro this idea
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