Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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